Saturday, February 12, 2011

A Valentine's Greeting from Mola Ram

You know the part in Indiana Jones and the Temple Doom when Mola Ram, leader of the Thuggee cult, reaches into the chest of a sacrificial victim and rips out his heart, laughing as it bursts into flames in his hand while the poor young man meets a horrible, painful, fiery death?


Dating is a lot like that, except in real life, you don't go unwillingly but instead give Mola Ram permission to do it.

Happy Valentine's Day, folks. May your flowers wilt, may you choke on your chocolate candy, and may you get paper cuts from the card(s) anyone sends you.

Just kidding - partially.
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bookladydavina said...

gee, now I know what I'm watching tomorrow :)
Hey, hubby's away, I'm on a diet where no sugar, no carbs, no salt, no dairy is the rule, so all the lovely this week only sweets are out of the question and it's darn freaking cold, so a little firey volcano action with a side order of monkey brains is right up my alley! :)

February 13, 2011 at 6:35 PM

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